Kirk Higgins again…With a Halloween Joke this time…
There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.
Her husband yelled, “You can’t go out like that!”
She replied, “I can go out as whatever I want, and so can you!”
He agreed. He took off all his clothes and tied a string to his penis with a potato at the end of the string.
His said, “You’re going out as that?”
”Yes,” said the old man. ”If you can go out as a sour-puss, I can go out as a dictator.”
Kirk Higgins
Moto-Tow Inc.
Is Kirk a Rat Bastard? You Betcha!
