Kirk Higgins
Bill Clinton is out for a jog and he sees an attractive prostitute, she sees Bill and shouts out $50.00..
Tempted he yells back $5… no sale and he continued on…
The next week he is on the same jogging path and the same prostitute sees him and yells out $50.00…
Bill plays his same game and yells back $5, still no sale.
The following week Hillary decides to join him and the same prostitute sees Bill jogging with Hillary.
Bill is worried she will shout out Fifty Dollars again… as they pass her, she yells out…
See what $5.00 buys you? And she laughed and laughed….
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Dear Auto-correct. I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt.
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They need to have a WORKeman Go game……
That’s were you get up and go around looking for a job
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for …a while, he yells to the bartender,
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
Kirk Higgins
Moto-Tow Inc.
Is Kirk a Rat Bastard? You Betcha!
Kirk Higgins… back again
