This guy brings his best friend home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after work.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to her tirade . . ,
“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren’t done.
Can’t you see I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why in creation did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
More from Kirk…
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton*.
*One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report.…
Titanic: Book Cost – $29.99;
Clinton : Book Cost – $29.99;
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica… Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing
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