I’ve been told that the human body has 7 trillion nerves, and yet some people have managed to get on every single one of them!
In 1915, women fought for some rights
In 1915, women fought for some rights.
In 2015, Women are always fricking right!
Found out I just passed my drug test………………my dealer has some explaining to do.
My wife asked me to pass her Lip Balm. Instead, I gave her Super Glue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me………….
….and Finally!
I choked while eating a carrot yesterday afternoon and all I could think was I bet a doughnut wouldn’t have done this to me!
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Kirk Higgins